Climb aboard the TARDIS for a journey through space, time, and comedy in the official Doctor Who joke book! -What do we want? -Time travel! -When do we want it? -That's irrelevant! Packed with a dimensionally transcendent TARDIS-load amount of jokes, gags and riddles, this is the official Doctor Who joke book! Remember: it's funnier on the inside!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Barry Loser’s Christmas Joke Book Wow! Really? It’s snow joke… It’s the keelest time of the year, so why not celebrate with this collection of Christmas crackers from everyone’s favourite loser? A festive feast of puns, one-liners, cartoons and funny tales, all with a Barry Loser twist. Perfect for sharing with friends and family and best enjoyed when read very loudly at 5am on Christmas morning. All jokes guaranteed to make you snort-laugh a mince pie through your nose*. We wish you a Barry Christmas, and an amazekeel new year! *Any unfunny jokes were written by Barry’s dad.

An hilarious joke book from an hilarious writer! Will make kids and adults alike laugh out loud. Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, this also has a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be!

One day the mother goat had to go shopping. She didn’t want to take her seven children with her. She told them that they must not open the door while she was out. While she was out, there was a knock at the door. Who was it? Did they open the door? The story and the pictures will help you find out!

In a pitiless story of prying suburban self-righteousness, Patricia Highsmith introduces the Alderman family as they descend into moral crisis. When small-town insurance salesman Richard Alderman becomes a born-again Christian, his once tight-knit family quickly begins to rip apart at the seams. He and his youngest son, Robbie, embrace their newfound faith, while his elder son Arthur rejects it. Caught in the middle of the ensuing web of lies, his wife, Lois, tries to keep the family together, but when the church elders start to interfere in Arthur's love life, events spiral toward violence. In this masterful late work, Highsmith weaves a powerful tale about blind faith and the peculiar ideas of justice that lie underneath the veneer of respectability.

Written by the Twelfth Doctor himself, this is the ultimate book of Doctor Who puzzles and quizzes! Packed with tricky activities and quiz questions, Time Lord Quiz Quest is a book to sort the pudding-brained humans from the actually quite handy ones. Can you solve a pressing problem like a true Time Lord? Do you know your Slitheen from your Silurians? And just how high is your Who IQ? With challenges devised by the Twelfth Doctor, this book is the perfect test for any intrepid Doctor Who fan!

Planets, galaxies, villains, heroes, the Doctor, the TARDIS and the time vortex - all intricately illustrated in this timey-wimey colouring book packed with original Doctor Who art. With 45 stunning images to colour plus classic and timeless quotes from the beloved TV show, this out-of-this-world colouring book is perfect for any creative Doctor Who fan.

Ideal for early years to KS1 children who are learning at home. Daisy Upton has two little kids. She loves them - but they drive her mad. So, to try and keep her sanity she started to come up with quick, easy games using stuff from around the house. And @FiveMinuteMum was born. In her first book, she has collected 150+ games that take 5 minutes to set up & 5 minutes to tidy up. From pasta posting to alphabet knock down, it's a recipe book for guilt free parenting! And as Daisy was a teaching assistant, your little ones will be learning while they play! What could be better? Give Me Five is the perfect companion for anyone who wants five minutes peace.

Ludo's come to play on the farm today! Help him knock on the doors to the barn, the henhouse and the sheep-shed to see who he can find and, finally, tickle piglet's tummy to wake him up so everyone can join in with the paddling pool fun!

New York's new mayor, Wilson Fisk, has banned vigilantes from the Big Apple! But Logan may have information that can take the Kingpin down! Fisk won't go down without a fight, though - now that he's acquired political power, he'll do anything to hang on to it! Which means that, even as Logan hunts down the Kingpin's biographer hoping to get dirt on the big man, he himself is being targeted by...Bullseye! Prepare for a knock-down drag-out fi ght in the classic Marvel manner, pitting the best there is against the man who never misses in a bloody battle across Manhattan! Someone's going to die! But...who?!COLLECTING: OLD MAN LOGAN 36-40

New York's new mayor, Wilson Fisk, has banned vigilantes from the Big Apple! But Logan may have information that can take the Kingpin down! Fisk won't go down without a fight, though - now that he's acquired political power, he'll do anything to hang on to it! Which means that, even as Logan hunts down the Kingpin's biographer hoping to get dirt on the big man, he himself is being targeted by...Bullseye! Prepare for a knock-down drag-out fi ght in the classic Marvel manner, pitting the best there is against the man who never misses in a bloody battle across Manhattan! Someone's going to die! But...who?!COLLECTING: OLD MAN LOGAN 36-40

Inside this activity book, you'll find three fantastic Doctor Who model-building challenges to complete. Featuring easy-to-follow instructions and fact file pages, press out the pieces to create cool keepsake models of the TARDIS, a Dalek, K-9, and a sinister Cyberman head!

This special Doctor Who box set contains reformatted editions of Doctor Who: The Essential Guide to Fifty Years of Doctor Who, Doctor Who: 100 Scariest Monsters, and Doctor Who: The Official Doctionary. Three essential resource books for any traveler in time and space!

This book includes twenty-one stories and a novella that will disturb and delight, from the author of Fight Club. The absurdity of both life and death are on full display. In 'Zombies', the best and brightest of a high school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze: electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators. In 'Knock, Knock', a son hopes to tell one last off-colour joke to his dying father , while in 'Tunnel of Love', a massage therapist runs the curious practice of providing 'relief' to dying clients. And in 'Excursion', Fight Club fans will be thrilled to find a side of Tyler Durden never seen before. Funny, caustic, bizarre, poignant; these stories represent everything readers have come to love and expect from Chuck Palahniuk.

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An incredible bind-up of three stunning Doctor Who guides, with brand-new content from the Thirteenth Doctor era For over forty years, the Doctor has battled against the monsters and villains of the universe. This book brings together the best - and the worst - of his enemies, companions, and fellow Time Lords. Why are the Daleks so deadly? What did Sarah Jane Smith do after she left the Doctor? Who exactly is the Master? And how did the Doctor defeat every threat, with a little help from some friends and a lot of luck. Whether you read it on or behind the sofa, this book provides a wealth of information about the monsters and villains that have made Doctor Who the tremendous success it has been over the years, and the galactic phenomenon that it is today.